(A GLASS OF) CHRISTMAS CHEER: Sailor Martin sings his version of a Christmas song, which involves drunken debauchery.
ARAM'S CONCUBINES: Sailor Martin battled a lusty sheik in a foreign harem.
THE EDINA SCREAMER: Sailor Martin introduces a new cocktail, based around the sexual behavior of middle aged women in a Minneapolis suburb.
JOLIE MARIE'S STOCKINGS: Sailor Martin sings of a French girl and a gift she gives him to remember her at sea.
LITTLE EGYPT: Sailor Martin sings of an exotic dancer from the Middle East.
SAILOR MARTIN'S SHIPWRECKED SONG: Sailor Martin washes up a beach where tiny and possibly edible people come to his rescue.
A SAILOR MARTIN SONG FOR CHILDREN: Sailor Martin attempts, and fails at, recording a song for children about pretty birds and fuzzy rabbits.
THE SONG OF SAILOR MARTIN: Sailor Martin's theme song, telling of a island hut, a bottle of rum, and some naughty stories.
A ST. PAUL CHRISTMAS: A melancholy Christmas song from a lonely sailor far from the sea but close to the saloon.
